I Wonder Why It Is, That Young

As Any Man, I, Of Course, Have Certain Preferences. Being A Scot By Birth, I'm Inclined To Favor Those With A Well-scrubbed Look And A Hint Of Color In Their Cheeks-put There By An Early Walk In The Chill Air Rather Than By Rouge. The Smell Of Soap On A Woman's Skin Or The Hint Of Shampoo In Her Hair Is Perfume Enough For Me . . . Humor Is Important. The Most Beautiful Woman In The World Is A Bore Without That.

I Enjoy Reality As Much As The Next Man. It's Just That In My Case, Fortunately, Reality Includes A Good Stiff Belt Every Now And Then.

Ultra Competitive People Who Always Need To Win End Up Enjoying Things Less.

I Wonder Why It Is, That Young Men Are Always Cautioned Against Bad Girls. Anyone Can Handle A Bad Girl. It's The Good Girls Men Should Be Warned Against.

Going To War Was The Only Unselfish Thing I Have Ever Done For Humanity.