I Wonder How Many Times Each Day

She Smiled As Sweetly As A Show Poster For The Glorified, All-american Ziegfeld Girl Just Before Dumping Her Second Cigarette Into Wally’s Fresh Cup Of Coffee.

I’m From The Health Department. You’ve Heard Of Typhoid Mary? This Fella’s Got Enough Typhoid To Start His Own Colony.

I Will Never, Ever Drink Whiskey Again. From Now On, It's Strictly Sherry.

Power Changes Everything Till It Is Difficult To Say Who Are The Heroes And Who The Villains.

I'm A Librarian, Not An Oracle.