I Wish You'd Keep My Hands To

Military Justice Is To Justice What Military Music Is To Music.

I'm Not Feeling Very Well - I Need A Doctor Immediately. Ring The Nearest Golf Course.

One Morning I Shot An Elephant In My Pajamas. How He Got Into My Pajamas I'll Never Know.

I Find Television Very Educating. Every Time Somebody Turns On The Set, I Go Into The Other Room And Read A Book.

Would You Mind Getting Off That Fly Paper And Giving The Flies A Chance?" "ahhh, You Can't Trick Me! Flies Don't Read Papers!