I Wish To Please The People, But

For A Married Woman To Flirt Is A Sin.

I Do Not Like Vaudeville, But What Can I Do? It Likes Me.

My Little Dog, He Did Not Get Ill. It Is So Funny That People Get Ill On A Boat And Dogs Do Not.

How Many Women Have The Courage To Start Properly With A Cold, Cold Bath Early In The Morning? I Jump In, Throw The Water, Cold As Ice, And After The First Plunge I Am Happy.

A Woman Must Make Her Fortune Before She Is 30; Or Work After She Is 30; Or Get Married.