I Will Respect This Liver. After All,

Everyone Went Crazy Over Wayne Rooney, But I Get More Excited By Cristiano Ronaldo.

I Even Found It Difficult To Watch Myself Playing On Tv Because I Couldn't Identify With The Person On The Screen. I Couldn't Get To Grips With It. It Was As If It Was All Happening To Someone Else.

I've Stopped Drinking, But Only While I'm Asleep.

That Thing About Being An Icon, The Fifth Beatle, I Just Found It So Freaky.

I Used To Go Missing A Lot... Miss Canada, Miss United Kingdom, Miss World.