I Will Omit But I Will Not

Cats Have Enormous Patience With The Limitations Of The Human Mind. They Realize...that We Have An Infuriating Inability To Understand, Let Alone Follow, Even The Simplest And Most Explicit Of Directions.

The National Park Service Shot A Mule In The Face. He Survived But Had Trouble Swallowing And Often Food Came Out Of His Nose.

Giving The Cat A Name, Like Marriage, Is Not An Easy Thing. Soon I Experienced The Selection Of Name For A Baby, A Dog, A Book, A Warship, A Sports Team, Even The King, The Pope Or A Hurricane Is Just Child's Play Compared To The Selection Of The Cat's Name.

I Can't Take A Well-tanned Person Seriously.

There Were Three Terrible Ages Of Childhood - Zero To 10, 10 To 20, And 20 To 30.