I Will Not Drink More Than Fourteen

It Is Proved By Surveys That Happiness Does Not Come From Love, Wealth, Or Power But The Pursuit Of Attainable Goals.

I Had My Daughter By C-section, So Knew When And Where She Was Going To Be Born. I Got Freakishly Organized And Prepared A Group E-mail Birth Announcement. Unfortunately, I Accidentally Pressed Send All. I Then Had To Send Another E-mail Saying, "i'm Really Sorry But I Haven't Actually Had The Baby Yet." Then, When I Actually Did Have The Baby, I Felt Too Embarrassed To Send Another E-mail Saying, "i've Definitely Had The Baby Now."

When Someone Loves You It's Like Having A Blanket All Round Your Heart.

Oh God, What's Wrong With Me? Why Does Nothing Ever Work Out?

No One Is Thinking About You. They're Thinking About Themselves, Just Like You.