I Will Buy Any Creme, Cosmetic, Or

We Even Switched To A Newly-formed Church Across The Town That Gave One Hundred And Twenty Trading Stamps Each Time We Attended. (we Now Worship A Brown And White Chicken With A Sunburst On Its Chest.)

I Hated Skiing Or Any Other Sport Where There Was An Ambulance Waiting At The Bottom Of The Hill.

I Take A Very Practical View Of Raising Children. I Put A Sign In Each Of Their Rooms: 'checkout Time Is 18 Years.'

[on Her Father's Death:] I Didn't Know His Leaving Would Hurt So Much.

Not All Bears Have Their Own Television Series. Some Of Them Are Unemployed Wild Animals.