I Will Be Waiting By Candlelight In

You Think You Know Someone. But Mostly You Just Know What You Want To Know.

And He Paddled Away In His Douche Canoe.

She Liked Things That Had Been Written By People Who Had Lived Short, Ugly, And Tragic Lives. Or, Who At Least, Were English.

Gold Don't Come Off. What's Good Stays Good No Matter How Much Of A Beating It Takes.

Don't Mourn, Organise