I Went To Sleepaway Camp Seven Years

I Wanna Go Play My Music In A Club.

I Can't Grow A Moustache.

I'm A Big Shoe Guy, Too. I Have Far Too Many Pairs. Whenever There's A New Style Out, I'll Text My Stylist: 'can We Get A Pair Of Those?'

Heels Are Really Hard To Wear. I Feel Bad For Every Girl That Has To Wear Heels Or Chooses To Wear Heels. They're Not Fun.

You Should Always Remember That You Were Chosen To Be On This Earth.