I Went To College Because I Didn't

Yeah! I Got Type-two Diabetes! I'm Sure There's Going To Be Some Media Scandal Now, Saying I Got It Because I Gained And Lost Weight For Movie Parts Or Something - But I Doubt That.

If Things Were Easy To Find, They Wouldn’t Be Worth Finding.

But Television, When I Was Doing It, Was All About Scoring. You Had To Make These Jokes Bang, Do Whatever You Could To Make The Material Really Pop. And If It Didn't, There Was Something Wrong With The Material, Or With You.

Larger-than-life Characters Make Up About .01 Percent Of The World's Population.

Truth Is, I'll Never Know All There Is To Know About You Just As You Will Never Know All There Is To Know About Me. Humans Are By Nature Too Complicated To Be Understood Fully. So, We Can Choose Either To Approach Our Fellow Human Beings With Suspicion Or To Approach Them With An Open Mind, A Dash Of Optimism And A Great Deal Of Candour.