I Went To A Doctor And Told

You Know How Most Illnesses Have Symptoms You Can Recognize? Like Fever, Upset Stomach, Chills, Whatever. Well, With Manic Depression, It's Sexual Promiscuity, Excessive Spending, And Substance Abuse - And That Just Sounds Like A Fantastic Weekend In Vegas To Me!

Mothers Are Great. They Outlast Everything. But When They're Bad, They're The Worst Thing That Can Happen.

I Say More Power To [madonna], Though I Don't Know How Much More Power Is Out There.

Waiting, Done At Really High Speeds, Will Frequently Look Like Something Else.

I Got The Part [in The Shampoo]. But It Was This Very Unpleasantly Rivalry Tug.