I Wear My Clothes, My Clothes Don't

Gay Guys Like A Certain Kind Of Woman. They Like A Flamboyant Woman That's Broken. They Like A Balls-to-the-wall Woman, Motherly But Not; Sexual But Not. Gay Guys Are Like This: They Either Love You Or They Don't Even Know You're On The Planet. Once You Have Them, You Have Them.

I Can't Do Coffee, But I Can Do Dr. Pepper.

You Make Good Coffee . . . You're A Slob, But You Make Good Coffee.

I Was A Shy Ugly Kid Who Led A Big Fantasy Life. I Thought I Was An Angel Sent From Heaven, To Cure Polio. When Dr. Salk Did That I Was Really Pissed Off.

I Always Wanted To Be Famous Because I Thought That If I Couldn't Be Good [at Something], I'd Be Famous. I Was Never Really Good. I Was Just Something Different And I Got To Be Famous For Being Different.