I Wear My Clothes, My Clothes Don't

If It Doesn't Matter In Five Years, It Doesn't Matter.

I Went Through Absolute Stress And Mayhem. I Couldn't Go Out, Because People Were Constantly On My Back All The Time.

You Know, Honey, Husbands Come And Go But I'm Still Cher At The End Of The Day.

I Never Read In School. I Got Really Bad Grades-d's And F's And C's In Some Classes, And A's And B's In Other Classes. In The Second Week Of The 11th Grade, I Just Quit. When I Was In School, It Was Really Difficult. Almost Everything I Learned, I Had To Learn By Listening. My Report Cards Always Said That I Was Not Living Up To My Potential.

I've Been Screaming At The Top Of My Lungs At My Family, 'work Out! Work Out! Old Age Is Coming!'