I Wear My Clothes, My Clothes Don't

You Know, Honey, Husbands Come And Go But I'm Still Cher At The End Of The Day.

Meryl Streep Is An Acting Machine In The Same Sense That A Shark Is A Killing Machine.

I'm Scared To Death Of Being Poor. It's Like A Fat Girl Who Loses 500 Pounds But Is Always Fat Inside. I Grew Up Poor And Will Always Feel Poor Inside. It's My Pet Paranoia.

You Can't Just Sit Around And Watch Life Pass You By. You Have To Keep Dreaming. Sonny Taught Me That, And I Intend To Do Him Proud.

It's My Body And If I Want To Do It Like Michael Jackson, I Will. My Nose Bothered Me For A Long Time. Now It's Smaller And I'm Happy. If I Wanna Put My Tits On My Back, They're Mine!