I Wear My Clothes, My Clothes Don't

I'm Just The Worst Little Buddhist In Town.

Some Years I'm The Coolest Thing That Ever Happened, And Then The Next Year Everyone's So Over Me, And I'm Just So Past My Sell Date.

I'm Still Friends With All My Exes, Apart From My Husbands.

If I Want To Put My Tits On My Back, It's Nobody's Business But My Own.

So Okay, I Don't Want To Be A Traitor To My Generation And All, But I Don't Get How Guys Dress Today. I Mean, Come On, It Looks Like They Just Fell Out Of Bed And Put On Some Baggy Pants And Take Their Greasy Hair-ew!-and Cover It Up With A Backwards Cap And Like, We're Expected To Swoon? I Don't Think So.