I Wear [american Flag] All The Time.

The Probability Of Life Ever Evolving On Earth Was Slim To None. It's Insane That We're All Walking Around And Talking.

I'm Obsessed With Beards. First Of All, Beards Make You Look Like More Of An Animal. Second, I Kind Of Like Biting Beards; It's A Pastime Of Mine. And When I Make Out With A Dude Who Has A Beard - Who Are The Only Kinds Of Dudes I Make Out With - Then My Glitter Gets Stuck In Their Beards, And Then No Other Chick Will Make Out With Them For At Least Three Days.

I Like To Admire. I'm A Fan Of Beauty.

I Do My Laundry On A Weekly Basis.

It's Not Acceptable To Torture People For Being Themselves.