I Watched The Mighty Skyline Fall

Every Time I've Held A Rose, It Seems I Only Felt The Thorns

The Piano Sounds Like A Carnival And The Microphone Smells Like A Beer. And They Sit At The Bar And Put Bread In My Jar And Say, Man, What Are You Doing Here?

Where Have You Been Hanging Out Lately Honey? You Can't Dress Trashy 'til You Spend A Lot Of Money.

As Long As There Are Memories, Yesterday Remains. As Long As There Is Hope, Tomorrow Awaits. As Long As There Is Friendship, Today Is Beautiful.

You Get Paid Like A Really Good Call Girl. Walking Offstage Is Like The Walk Of Shame.