I Was Voted The Most Beautiful Girl

I'm Older Than My Sister So I Started Writing First. I Started Writing At School. I Was Always Top Of My Class In Composition, Essays, English Lit And All Of That.

My Mother Was A Domestic Goddess And Mother Earth Figure. She Was Sweet And Placid - Just What The Perfect Wife Was Supposed To Be And I Was Determined Not To Be.

My Mother Use To Call Me 'miss Perpetual Motion' Because I Rarely Keep Still.

The Body Is Like A Car: The Older You Become The More Care You Have To Take Care Of It - And You Don't Leave A Ferrari Out In The Sun.

Most Ankle Strap Shoes Are Seriously Unattractive, Cutting The Line Of The Leg As Well As Cutting Off The Circulation! Try Dancing In Them - Your Feet Will Look Like A Pair Of Overdone Hotdogs Afterwards.