I Was Very Vulnerable To Criticism For

Kids Like My Act Because I'm Wearing Nose Glasses. Adults Like My Act Because There's A Guy Who Thinks Putting On Nose Glasses Is Funny.

I Was Deeply Unhappy, But I Didn't Know It Because I Was So Happy All The Time.

Ah, Yes. I Remember My First Beer.

You Can't Really Conduct Your Life By One Or Two Phrases.

I'm Always Looking For Something To Engage My Imagination And Take Me On A Little Mental Voyage. I Just Want A New Topic In My Life.