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Anyone Can Cook But Only The Fearless Can Be Great.

It's Fun To Play People Who Are Flawed.

But I Believe That There Are Marriages Where You Can Have Your Pool Table And She Can Have Her Scrapbooking Room Or Garden Or Whatever It Is. But When Everyone Has What They Want, It's Not Funny. There's No Conflict.

I Would Probably Be A Teacher If I Weren't A Comedian.

It's All I Have Left In My Life, Caffeine And A Poodle.