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When You're A Comedian, The Holy Grail Is An Hour Long Hbo Special.

I Don't Even Have A Clue As To Where To Find A Pregnancy Test. I'm Looking At All The Aisles... They Don't Have One That Says 'oops.

If I Speak Spanish In My Show, Which Sometimes I Do, I Translate What I Say. I Make It Where I Can Still Be Myself, But I Make It To Where Everybody Knows What The Hell Is Going On And When Everyone Leaves, They're Like "ok, I Get It."

Honestly, You Got To Take Care Of The People That Take Care Of You. I Know That Sounds Like Cliche, Or Borderline Phony, But That's The Case. The Reason I've Had The Fans That I Have Is Because I've Been Consistent Over The Years And Kept Coming Back And Doing The Same Runs. I'm Never Going To Stop Doing The Cities I've Gone Through. I'm Only Going To Add.

People Can Relate To Someone Who Isn't Perfect.