I Was Trained To Be An Actor,

I Was Trained To Be An Actor, Not A Star. I Was Trained To Play Roles, Not To Deal With Fame And Agents And Lawyers And The Press.

The Difference Between A Hero And A Coward Is One Step Sideways.

My Wife And I Take What We Call Our Friday Comedy Day Off. We Watch Standup Comics On Tv. The Raunchier The Better. We Love Eddie Izzard.

Don't Piss In My Ear And Tell Me It's Raining.

Like A Duck On The Pond. On The Surface Everything Looks Calm, But Beneath The Water Those Little Feet Are Churning A Mile A Minute.