I Was There To See Beautiful Naked

Come Judgment Day, We May Find That Mumbo Jumbo The God Of The Congo Was The Big Boss All Along.

Don't Ever Become A Pessimist... A Pessimist Is Correct Oftener Than An Optimist, But An Optimist Has More Fun, And Neither Can Stop The March Of Events.

The Mind's Ability To Rationalize It's Own Shortcomings Is Unlimited; I Am No Exception.

A Committee Is The Only Known Form Of Life With A Hundred Bellies And No Brain.

I Took Up Writing Because I Needed Money. And I Continued To Write Because It's Safer Than Stealing And Easier Than Working.