I Was The Female Marlon Brando Of

I Often Think That A Slightly Exposed Shoulder Emerging From A Long Satin Nightgown Packs More Sex Than Two Naked Bodies In Bed.

I Wouldn't Piss On Joan Crawford If She Were On Fire.

You Should Never Say Bad Things About The Dead, You Should Only Say Good . . . Joan Crawford Is Dead. Good.

With The Newspaper Strike On, I Wouldn't Consider Dying.

I Survived Because I Was Tougher Than Anybody Else.