I Was The Bad Kid In School.

I Had That Thing Of Wanting To Prove I Was A Tough Kid.

I Liked Being In The Spotlight.

I Want To Get Married, But I'm Always Tortured In Relationships.

I Love The Smell Of A Woman's Armpit When She's Not Wearing Deodorant.

I Don't Want To Sound Pretentious, But You Could Hire A Bunch Of Monkeys To Be On A Tv Show, And If It's Successful, Then Everything's Perfect And Everybody's Happy.