I Was Shaking All Over, And It

I Got Out My Jar Of Ointment. I Knew Animators Who Had Special Containers For The Ointment. Crockery, Hand-blown Glass, Mystical Symbols Carved Into The Sides. I Used An Old Mason Jar That Had Once Held Grandma Blake's Green Beans. Larry Fished Out A Peanut Butter Jar With The Label Still On It. Extra-crunchy. Yum-yum.

I Enjoy My Anger, It’s The Only Hobby I Have.

How Do You Introduce Boyfriend C To Boyfriend A After Boyfriend A Has Been Such A Good Sport, Of Late, About Boyfriend B, Who Is No Longer In The Picture?

Can The Sarcasm,' He Said. 'please, I Always Use Fresh Sarcasm, Never Canned.

If You Think Love Makes You Happy, You've Either Never Been In Love, Or Never Been In Love Long Enough To Have To Start Compromising.