I Was Raised In A Truly Typical

I Had A Stroke In 1985... I Called It A "stroke Of Luck." I Said, "life Is Like A Train Trip. You're Looking Out The Window And Everything Is Whipping Past And You're Not Really Seeing Anything, And You Need To Get Off The Train And Walk Around A Bit."

My First Wife Was A Brunette, And Barbi Benton, My Major Romantic Relationship Of The Early 1970s, Was A Brunette. But Since The End Of My Marriage, All Of My Girlfriends Have Been Blonds.

I Always Say Now That I'm In My Blonde Years. Because Since The End Of My Marriage, All Of My Girlfriends Have Been Blonde.

My Folks Were Farm People From Nebraska, So I Like Home Cooking.

If It Was Wrong To Persecute Heterosexuals In A Homosexual Society, Then The Reverse Was Wrong, Too.