I Was Quite A Reader Before I

Religion Is A Strange, Wonderful Thing. More Crimes Have Been Committed In The Name Of Righteousness Than Any Other Notion.

I Was Well Traveled, And I Created This Illusion Of Literacy Through Reading And Writing. I Wrote A Book Of Short Stories.

This Generation Should Entertain This Generation. It's Only Fair. When I Was A Kid, I Mowed The Lawn. Now, Somebody Else's Kid Can Mow The Lawn.

Whiskey's To Tough, Champagne Costs Too Much, Vodka Puts My Mouth In Gear. I Hope This Refrain, Will Help Me Explain, As A Matter Of Fact, I Like Beer.

I Don't Know Why Songwriters Struggle. They Have To, I Guess. If You're A Young Songwriter, Quit Struggling. It Makes You Look Bad.