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Young Kids Are Doing The Same Thing I Did, But They're Doing It Differently. They Don't Do Brain Surgery The Way They Used To Do It Either.

The First Time With Artistic Endeavors Is, If It's Working, It Was Your Idea, And If It's Not, It's Somebody Else's Idea.

Old Dogs Care About You, Even When You Make Mistakes.

This Generation Should Entertain This Generation. It's Only Fair. When I Was A Kid, I Mowed The Lawn. Now, Somebody Else's Kid Can Mow The Lawn.

When I First Got To Nashville, Somebody Said That [kris Kristofferson And I] Were The Only Two People Who Could Describe Dolly Parton Without Using Their Hands.