I Was Obsessed With Elvis Presley When

The Critics Tend To Forget Their Own Answers After A While

My Best Attribute Is Knowing When Not To Answer Stupid Questions

I Dont Have Any Blonde Friends.

I'm Not A Lesbian, But My Girlfriend Is.

A Lot Of My Friends Are Struggling Musicians. Being A Struggling Actor, It's Just Frustrating Because You're Not Allowed To Do What You Want To Do.