I Was Never Into Candy And Games

I Think The British Learn Their History Through The Prism Of This Gallery Of Grotesques Known As The Royals.

I Just Think Everyone Knows You Go On Those [political Satire] Shows If You're A Politician To, "humanize Yourself" - To Show, "hey, I Can Take A Joke." Well, Why Should Satire Be In The Service Of Humanizing These People Who Are Supposed To Be The Target Of Our Venom And Vitriol? I Think That's Unseemly.

I Think In Most Cases, If You're With Good People, Comedy Creation Happens Faster In Collaboration. That's How I Can Tell If It's A Good Collaboration: If It's Faster Than Me By Myself, Then It Works. If It's Slower Than Me By Myself, Then I Get Out Of The Room.

There Were Really Funny Characteristics About This Guy [richard Nixon], Chief Of Which Would Be That He Seemed To Devote About 85 Percent Of His Waking Energy To Suppressing Any Sign Of His Emotional Response To Anything That Was Going On Around Him, And The Other 15 Percent Blurting Out Those Authentic Responses In The Silliest And Most Inopportune Ways. And He Had These Smiles That Would Come At The Most Inappropriate Times - Just Flashes That There Was An Inner Life Screaming To Get Out.

Even Under The Best Of Circumstances Men Are Hard Creatures To Trap. Women Who Flatter Themselves Into Thinking They've Trapped One Are Like People Who Believe They Can Get Rid Of The Cockroaches In Their Kitchen. They're In For A Big Surprise Late One Night When They Turn On The Light.