I Was Lightweight - That Was The

I Get Just As Much Of A Thrill Out Of Constructing A Good Sentence That Gets A Laugh At The End As I Do From A Joke

It Was All About Wanting To Get Revenge. Pathetic, Really, But It Still Is The Motivation.

However Light-hearted You Try To Be About It, The Loss Of Youth, And Everything That Goes With It, Is Quite A Trauma.

I Knew That This Was What I Wanted To Talk About On Stage. There Was No Point Being Coy About It, Or Pretending That I Wasn't Gay. That Was The Substance Of My Whole Act. If You Took That Away, There Would Be Nothing Left

I Thought A Dignified Thing To Do Would Be To Live In The Country By The Time I'm 50 And Write Books