I Was Just Down In Dallas, Texas...the

I Do Not Believe Making Money In Order To Consume Goods Is Mankind's Sole Purpose On This Planet.

Pornography Is Any Act That Has No Artistic Merit And Causes Sexual Thoughts...sounds Like Almost Every Commercial On Tv To Me.

Life Is Only A Dream, And We Are The Imagination Of Ourselves.

To Me, Texas Is Austin, A Bunch Of Cool People Trying To Make A Difference.

I Began Working Quite Young, Writing, Growing, Maturing, Always Striving To Top Myself - To Make People Laugh Hard At Things They Know And Believe Deep In Their Hearts To Be True.