I Was In The Band When I

I Tried Out For 'jeopardy' Once, When They Came To Cleveland, But I Didn't Make It.

I Just Try To Get People To Laugh - I'm Not Trying To Change The World Or Anything.

It Should Be Up To Each Bar Owner And Patron To Decide If They Want To Smoke Or Not.

The Marines Was A Fresh Start - That Is Why They Shave Your Head. I Wish They Would Let You Change Your Name.

I'd Buy Joke Books And Try Doing Them At School; I Always Had Jokes. That Would Be My Go-to Thing At Parties: I'd Be Able To Get Through Them If I Just Told Enough Jokes. Otherwise, I Wouldn't End Up Talking To Anybody.