I Was Homeless For A Little Bit.

When I Go Back To Family Reunions Everybody Goes, 'hey Cousin! Hey Auntie!' And I'm Like, 'okay I Don't Know You, I Have No Idea Who You Are.' I Am Auntie And Cousin For So Many And Even The Ones In Prison Call Me Collect. And I'll Be Like, 'which Of My Family Members Are Giving You This Phone Number?'

I Have Hair That I Audition With, My Sitcom Hair Which Is A Curly Wig. I Have My Long Chic Hair That I Wear To My Son's School So They Know I'm Not Playing Around. I Always Tell People That My Husband Gets A Different Woman Every Night When I Come Home From 'the View.' Hair Makes You Feel A Certain Way, Like Putting A Power Suit On.

I Have So Much Hair; I Have A Separate Wig Closet In My House.

I've Taken Salsa Classes. I Love Dancing And I Love To Karaoke. So I Bought A Microphone With Some Tapes And My Son And I Karaoke. I Know The Entire 'dora The Explorer' Soundtrack.

My Father Was And Is A Great Father. My Father Always Wanted To Do Stand-up. He Wanted To Be An Actor. But Instead He Did Two Jobs. He Did Customer Service At A Hospital And He Worked As A Waiter At Night. He Pretty Much Sacrificed Everything For His Daughters.