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All Literary Men Are Red Sox Fans - To Be A Yankee Fan In A Literate Society Is To Endanger Your Life.

The Need To Write Comes From The Need To Make Sense Of One's Life And Discover One's Usefulness.

Homesickness Is . . . Absolutely Nothing. Fifty Percent Of The People In The World Are Homesick All The Time. . . . You Don't Really Long For Another Country. You Long For Something In Yourself That You Don't Have, Or Haven't Been Able To Find.

There Is A Terrible Sameness To The Euphoria Of Alcohol And The Euphoria Of Metaphor.

Never Eat A Heavily Sugared Doughnut Before You Go On Tv.