I Was An Elementary School Teacher.

If You Know Why You Fall In Love, You Aren't In Love

If I Could Live My Life Over Again, There Is One Thing I Would Change. I Would Want To Be Able To Eat Less.

The Reason Fat People Are Happy Is That The Nerves Are Well Protected.

If You See Me Once, You Cannot Confuse Me With Another.

I Think Beijing Deserves The Olympics In Order To Be With All The Rest Of The World Recognized.