I Was An Accident - My Mum

If Heavy Metal Bands Ruled The World, We'd Be A Lot Better Off.

In My Naïvety, I Thought People Who Were In Rock 'n' Roll Bands Were Great Artists, And It Was A Huge Shock To The System To Realise That They Weren't, That They Didn't Even Aspire To Be, Really. Some Of Them Did, Maybe, But Some Of Them, Like Samson, Were Very Frightened Of The Idea.

A Few Of These Interviews Have Gone Slightly Awry, Because Every Now And Again There Has Been The Odd Conflict Of Interest Between Interviews Because Of The Iron Maiden Record, And I Am A Bit Long-winded.

In The Days When Glastonbury Was An Alternative Festival, It Was Quite Interesting. Now It Is The Most Bourgeois Thing On The Planet ... We'll Leave The Middle Classes To Do Glastonbury And The Rest Of The Great Unwashed Will Decamp To Knebworth And Drink A Lot Of Beer And Have Fun.

If You Really Want To Annoy Me, Ask Me When I'm Going To Retire From Rock N' Roll.