I Was Always A Very Happy, Optimistic

Before The Church Responded, A Lot Of People Would Ask Us, 'are You Afraid Of What The Church Would Say?' And Trey And I Were Like, 'they're Going To Be Cool.' And They Were Like, 'no, They're Not. There Are Going To Be Protests.' And We Were Like, 'nope, They're Going To Be Cool.' We Weren't That Surprised By The Church's Response. We Had Faith In Them.

It's An Afghanistan Goat, So It Can't Stay Here, Or Else It'll Choke On The Sweet Air Of Freedom.

I Bought A House For My Mom, I Bought A House For My Dad, I Bought A House For My Sister.

The Story Of Jesus Makes No Sense To Me. God Sent His Only Son. Why Could God Only Have One Son And Why Would He Have To Die? It's Just Bad Writing, Really. And It's Really Terrible In About The Second Act.

When Someone Goes, 'oh, This Group Is Really Pissed Off At What You Said,' There's Not A Piece Of My Body That Goes, 'sweet!' That Means I Did It Wrong. I'm Just Trying To Make People Laugh.