I Was Also A Big Woody Allen

Conversation Is A Beautiful Thing. When I Was A Younger Guy, Just Wandering Around Talking To People Was What Kept Me Connected To The World.

It's Great To Have People Come Out. I Do Worry, Though. They Know Me Very Intimately, In A Way, If They Listen To My Show; They Know A Lot About Me.

I Live In Los Angeles, I Know It Exists. I Know You're Not Supposed To Taste Air.

I've Had This Look For About A Year. I Usually Grow This Beard Out Around Christmas. I Like To Go To Malls Dressed As Jesus, And I Like To Then Walk Around The Mall And Go, 'no! No! This Wasn't What It Was Supposed To Be About, People!' Then If There's A Santa At The Mall, I Walk Up To Him And Say, 'listen, Fat Man, You're Just A Clown At My Birthday Party.'

As A Performer You Are Being Used To Keep People Watching So The Commercial Endorsements That Support The Network Can Be Seen By As Many People As Possible.