I Was About Two Years Old When

I Can't Believe I Am Hosting The Oscars. It's An Honor Everyone Else Said No.

I Wrote On A Show Called Johnny Bravo When I Was At Hanna-barbera And He Guest-starred As Himself.

Sarah Palin Is Very Pro-life Of Course, Unless The Life Is That Of An Iraqi Civilian Or A Wolf Running Frantically From A Roaring Helicopter While Being Strafed With Ribbons Of Automatic Weapons Fire.

Denzel Washington Has A Great Sense Of Humor. He Did All Those 'nutty Professor' Movies.

Fox Is Notorious For Having A Very Thick Skin About Taking Shots At Themselves.