I Was A Very Confident Little Kid.

...i Can't Possibly Take Time Off For A Second Baby, Unless I Do, In Which Case That Is Nobody's Business And I'll Never Regret It For A Moment Unless It Ruins My Life.

I Was A Very Confident Little Kid.

Your Characters Should Be As Smart As You Are, If Not Smarter.

Only In Comedy, By The Way, Does An Obedient White Girl From The Suburbs Count As Diversity.

I Never Dreamed I Would Receive The Mark Twain Prize For American Humor, Mostly Because My Style Is So Typically Austrian.