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As We Applaud The Hard-edged Realism Of The Opening Battle Scene Of Saving Private Ryan, We Cringe At The Thought Of Seeing The Same On The Nightly News.we Are Told It Would Be Pornographic.

There Is No Question That [dan] Quayle Is An Uneducated Idiot. But Someone, Somewhere Cleverly Realized That The Best Diversion From Bush Is To Put On A Clown Show.

You Had To Know How To Fight Or You Had To Know How To Avoid A Fight. I Didn't Enjoy Fighting, So I Learned How To Avoid Them.

I Had Been Unaware That Baseball Was A Republican Sport.

What You Get Is What You Get. What You Do With What You Get, That’s More The Point.