I Was A Republican Until They Lost

I Came To The Realization A Couple Months Ago That I Am Fat. If You Get Tired From Walking - And That's All That Golf Is - Then You Are Officially Fat.

You Know It's Going To Hell When The Best Rapper Out There Is White And The Best Golfer Is Black.

I'm Never Embarassed.

I'm A Mad Dog Whose Only Concern Is Winning.

Kids Are Great. That's One Of The Best Things About Our Business, All The Kids You Get To Meet. It's A Shame They Have To Grow Up To Be Regular People And Come To The Games And Call You Names.