I Was A Full Foot Taller Than

I Think It Became Blurry Because I Grew Up In A Very Private Family. I Mixed Privacy And Secrecy Up Somewhere Along The Line. Everything Became A Secret, And I Thought That Was How You Should Live. Lying About Everything. The Mask I Put On As A Kid To Survive Was The Funny Lady. Then The Funny Person All Of A Sudden Became Harder To Do Without Substances. Substances Let Me Keep The Mask On Longer. Until It Doesn't Work Anymore And You're Just A Mess.

I Want To Play A Disney Villainess So Badly.

I Think Janeane Garofalo Is Incredibly Funny, And I Love Dennis Miller.

I Was Voted Biggest Ham And Likeliest To Become A Celebrity.

I Really Came Out To L.a. To Take The Money And Run.