I Was A Dog On A Short

Strangely, When I Totally Emerged From This Slump I Couldn't Comprehend How I Had Almost Drowned It It.

I Had Let My Digust With Teaching Ruin My Love Of Literature.

I Enjoy About 1 Out Of 100 Movies, It's About The Same Proportion To Books Published That I Care To Read.

The Wife Picked Out Ceramic Tile For Floor Covering, Not Realizing That Cost Was Determined By Square Foot, Not Square Yard Like Carpet. Thinking The Price Was Plenty Reasonable, She Had An Extra Room Of Tile Ordered For Installation. When The Bill Arrived, It Was Staggering. She And Her Husband Began A Fight That Continued All Through The Construction Job. They Ended Up Divorced, But Not Until She Had Broken Every Window.

It Is Easy To Forget That In The Main We Die Only Seven Times More Slowly Than Our Dogs.