I Wanted To See Myself As Something

I Don't Think You Should Be Allowed To Eat In A Restaurant If You Haven't Waited Tables At Least Once. It's So Irritating When I See People Being Rude To Waiters, Like, It Makes Me Want To Slit Their Throats! Like, Really? You're Really This Inconsiderate?

I Really Unfortunately Don't Have Tons Of Hilarious Sundance Stories, Because Really I Am Not The Biggest Fan Of Hanging Out, But The Reason Why Is Because I Never Go See Other People's Movies And I Think That's The Way To Do It.

I Was A Late Bloomer. I'm Not One Of Those Girls Who's Like, "i Love My Body! Hey, Everybody, Come Look At My Body!

In Fact, The First Time I Ever Got Naked On Tv Was The Biggest Confidence Booster Of My Life.

On True Blood — I've Never Told Anybody This—but I Was So Nervous And I Was So Drunk That After I Shot The Scene I Was Going Up To The Crew Members — And I Had Just Met All These People The Day Before — And I Was Going Up To All Of Them Like, 'you Got A Boner! You Do! You've Got One!' It Was Horrible. Horrible!