I Wanted To Be A Radio Announcer.

We All Know We're Going To Die. We're All Circling The Drain. Some Of Us Are Closer Than Others. I'm 90, I Know I'm Closer To The Drain Than Most People.

Probably One Of The Happiest Moments, Outside The Birth Of All Of My Kids, Was The First Time We Won An Emmy, That The Show Won An Emmy. That Was A Big Night.

Some People Never Change Their Mind Through Their Whole Lives, About Anything, Despite New Information That Comes In. And Now That We Know That Homosexuality Is Not A Choice, It's Biological, I Think We Have To Love And Understand Them.

Haters Are Going To Hate.

You Can Spread Jelly On The Peanut Butter But You Can't Spread Peanut Butter On The Jelly.