I Wanted To Be A Radio Announcer.

I Was The Class Clown, You Know, That Kind Of Thing, And I Gathered Around Me A Group Of Guys Who Also Were Silly. I Was In All The Plays And Everything. But I Don't Know, At That Time Show Businesses Looked Like The Moon, You Know, It Was So Far Away. I Wanted To Be A Radio Announcer.

I Found Out Retirement Means Playing Golf, Or I Don't Know What The Hell It Means. But To Me, Retirement Means Doing What You Have Fun Doing.

I've Got Plenty Of Arthritis. But If You Keep Moving, It Won't Bother You That Much. That's Why Old Guys Stiffen Up. They Forget They Have To Get Out Of Their Chairs And Do Something. You Let The Moss Grow Over, It's Your Own Fault.

Sing Like Nobody Can Hear You, Dance Like Nobody Can See You, And Love Like You've Never Been Hurt.

Rob Petrie Is Who I Really Am - In Personality And General Ineffectiveness.