I Want To Thank Jesus, And By

You Did It! Congratulations! World's Best Cup Of Coffee! Great Job, Everybody! It's Great To Be Here.

If You Ain't First, You're Last!

The Best Way To Spread Christmas Cheer Is Singing Loud For All To Hear!

I Was Never A Class Clown Or Anything Like That, But I Do Remember Being In The First Grade And My Teacher, Mr. Chad, Told The Class One Day That We Were Going To Do Some Exercises. He Meant Math Exercises, But I Stood Up And Started Doing Jumping Jacks. To This Day, I Don't Know What Possessed Me To Do That, But All My Friends Cracked Up.

I've Never Had A Yard Sale, Ever, In My Life. I Don't Know If I Ever Thought About Stuff I Would Get Rid Of.