I Want To Perform An Unnatural Act.

You Know There's No Crooked Politicians. There's Never A Lie Because There Is Never Any Truth.

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When You're Eight Years Old, Nothing Is Any Of Your Business.

The Crooks Downtown Figured Out That Comedy Is Like A Hammer. It Can Put Up A Barn And It Can Knock Down A Wall. So They Bought It Outright And Marketed It As Comedy Central.

If Jesus Had Been Killed Twenty Years Ago, Catholic School Children Would Be Wearing Little Electric Chairs Around Their Necks Instead Of Crosses.