I Want To Live Till I Die.

I Am A Professional Transvestite, So I Can Run About In Heels And Not Fall Over.

My Stand-up Is Quite Good Now, People Say. It's Just Like A Big Conversation Each Time. Every Gig Is A Rehearsal.

There's A Thing About Trying Too Hard, Which I Think Is In All Forms, Which Is If You Really Try To Do Things Really Well, You Can Get To A Less Good Place Than If You Just Let Go And Let It Fly. Especially In Creativity.

If There Were A God, Don't You Think He Would Have Flicked Hitler's Head Off?

Cable Cars Are Fun - Everyone Gets On Board And Becomes A Rhesus Monkey.