I Want To Eat, Cook, Meet Famous

The End Of My Addiction To Fame Happened At The Exact Moment Roseanne Dropped Out Of The Top Ten, In The Seventh Of Our Nine Seasons. It Was Mysteriously Instantaneous!

We Never Get Sick Of Each Other. That's How Sick We Are.

Your Body Is Your Instrument, You Play It Expertly.

I'm Just Into Spirituality. I Believe That In A Previous Life I Used To Be Shirley Maclaine.

Have You Heard About The Women Who Stabbed Her Husband 37 Times? I Admire Her Restraint.