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I'm Telling You, The Theory That John F. Kennedy's Assassination Is What Flipped The Left In This Country Upside Down And Sent 'em Into This Out-of-control Place They Are Now, I Believe It. I Think It Did. They Can't Get Their Arms Around The Fact That A Communist Killed Their Guy. They Just Can't Come To Grips With It, And That's Why They Have To Revise History And Make It Like Dallas Did It - This Festering Boil Of Rabid Extremism, Anti-government, Right-wing Hatred!

We Need To Shut Down This Gitmo Prison? Well, Don't Shut It Down - We Just Need To Start An Advertising Campaign. We Need To Call It, 'gitmo, The Muslim Resort.' Any Resort That Treated People Like This Would Have Ads All Over The 'new York Times' Trying To Get People To Come Down And Visit For Some R&r, For Some Rest And Relaxation.

Drug Use, Some Might Say, Is Destroying This Country. And We Have Laws Against Selling Drugs, Pushing Drugs, Using Drugs, Importing Drugs. And The Laws Are Good Because We Know What Happens To People In Societies And Neighborhoods Which Become Consumed By Them. And So If People Are Violating The Law By Doing Drugs, They Ought To Be Accused And They Ought To Be Convicted And They Ought To Be Sent Up.

Greetings, Conversationalists Across The Fruited Plain, This Is Rush Limbaugh, The Most Dangerous Man In America, With The Largest Hypothalamus In North America, Serving Humanity Simply By Opening My Mouth, Destined For My Own Wing In The Museum Of Broadcasting, Executing Everything I Do Flawlessly With Zero Mistakes, Doing This Show With Half My Brain Tied Behind My Back Just To Make It Fair Because I Have Talent On Loan From ... God. Rush Limbaugh. A Man. A Legend. A Way Of Life.

I Think Donald Trump Is A Preeminent Multitasker, Can Handle Multiple Things At One Time, And When He's Committed To Doing Something, Nothing Stops Him Or Gets In His Way.